USE YOUR LOAF

Sun. December 7, 2003
Categories: Abstract Dynamics

Isn’t this, from the Loaf , just perfect?
‘Extraordinary this brain, the one I reluctantly inhabit. It just seems to want to reflect badly upon every event that it encounters. The body lies down and then the brain pours bitter vitriol on the day. And I can’t seem to tame it, no matter what training I apply to it. It just doesn’t like living.’
As a Loaf fan, I find myself torn when faced with the latest, felicitous developments in Sean’s life: pleased for Sean, but worried about the future of the Loaf sitcom. Loaf leaving the ranks of the Single Male? Whatever next… All this going out and getting a life, where will it end? Lest we forget, check these words of wisdom:
“So yes, at the moment I am SINGLE. How ashamed I am! Christ, I should hand myself in to the nearest police station. And I don’t own a property, I don’t own any LAND. And my greatest crime (should I confess it? Yes I shall) I haven’t BRED. I have gone against nature, I have rebelled against the laws of nature. I should be strung up.”

2 Responses to “USE YOUR LOAF”

  1. scott Says:

    loaf and erase are my favourite blogs anywhere at the mo.
    they’re both totally firin’.

  2. sean Says:

    I wouldn’t worry Mark, it’s bound to end in tears